Toilet problems with teen boys

I've decided since I am no longer a voice in my own house that gets listened to. I'm just going to blog about my problems with teen boys in a comical way in an attempt to laugh at life instead of snapping.  As you can see the put me down sticker (there are two of these on both parts of the seat). Yup you guessed it they get ignored.  Despite the smell of urine from bad aiming, my oldest (14) decided he was going to be lazy and not put the toilet paper on the roll instead he put it on the gross floor (yup brand new roll in the trash). I can honestly say I have never cleaned my toilet seat so much. clean it pretty much before I sit down no matter what.   It either looks like the picture attached or there is pee on it because (can you guess) they are the lazy.